Chuckle, chuckle! Try these on your friends today and see if they are still your friends tomorrow.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
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