Chuckle, chuckle! Try these on your friends today and see if they are still your friends tomorrow.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
By punoftheday
Thanks for reading #316 of 7777.
Puns are the highest form of literature. Thanks for bring smiles to my day --- best wishes
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