Tuesday, August 25, 2015

# 316 And You Think That is Funny

Chuckle, chuckle!  Try these on your friends today and see if they are still your friends tomorrow.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.

Thanks for reading #316 of 7777.

1 comment:

  1. Puns are the highest form of literature. Thanks for bring smiles to my day --- best wishes